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Zoogie

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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side....

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports or news, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.

thought I would share Zoogie
 
Thanks for the laugh now if only I can get my wife to follow the rules
 
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

Zoogie


These two are the best. Although I must say that I have once or twice sat down on the toilet to do the other thing after leaving it up and can understand that one....................
 
Great post! I've already sent it on to my son-in-law and some other buddies.
 
Guys: Don't try to impliment these rules if you really know what's good for you. You will lose. In our minds we can think them but that's about it. :D
 
I don't think I will show this to my boss (wife).

Things work pretty good around here and I will leave it that way.

Another words I am chicken.
 
LOL my wife says your whiped, LOL I was gonna say somethnig else and she said thats not what I said..... she is the best and I love her dearly(this is how you suck up)

Edit: she read this and said Eddie your such a goober


I don't think I will show this to my boss (wife).

Things work pretty good around here and I will leave it that way.

Another words I am chicken.
 
Army has a saying that covers showing this to the wife.

Called pooping in your mess kit. Not a good idea!!
 
Ill take all that, mainly cause I dont have much of a choice, however it stands for
Patrick Wayne
I can only blame my parents for that one.......

Im headed to the corner to cry not for punishment this time,,,,
 
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