40 things every drunk should do before they die

[Runningwolf]

Stay sober long enough to ask the prettiest girl in the forum to marry him. I'll have to look for sure, but I think this may be related to some of the others.

Troy

Live in fantasy world and than wake up...Braaaahahahaha

 

[ohbeary]

hmmm what a rowdy lot!!, still have 5,6,14(have liberated many things after drink taken but not a bar, unless you count the bar we rescued from a closed pub, fixed up and reinstalled elsewhere),20,27 does it count if you were sober when you told them?,30 fishing! no chance, 34 did once blow a huge amount of dosh on gold brooch for the "Memsahib", pretty much got the rest covered one way of another

 

[ffemt128]

Stay sober long enough to ask the prettiest girl in the forum to marry him. I'll have to look for sure, but I think this may be related to some of the others.

Troy

This is an important one

 

[arcticsid]

True that! Sobriety scares me worse than marriage!

 

[ffemt128]

True that! Sobriety scares me worse than marriage!

Both are a good thing.....Trust me.

 

[millwright01]

1. Open and close a bar.(Same day!!)
2. Go on a bender.
3. Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
4. Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
5. Spend a night in the drunk tank.
6. Get drunk on the grave of your hero.(not dead yet though!!)
7. Buy a crowded bar a round.
8. Embark on an impromptu road trip.
9. Get 86'd from a bar.
10. Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
11. Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him/her a drink.
12. Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
13. Make your best friend a perfect Martini.
14. Buy, build, or steal a home bar.(Built it)
15. Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
16. Get drunk with your father.
17. Fight a good fight.
18. Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine, or liquor.
19. Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
20. Sit in on an A.A. meeting.(forced by DWI course)
21. Hit a dozen bars in one night.(ah. University days!))
22. Try at least 100 different drinks.
23. Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
24. Juice on the job.(do 3 beer lunches count?)
25. Split an expensive magnum of champagne with your true love.
26. Give a hobo 20 bucks.
27. Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
28. Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
29. Eat a pickled egg from a big jar.
30. Go on a fishing trip with your drinking buddies.
31. Eat the worm.
32. Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
33. Steal some booze.
34. Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
35. Start your long awaited and very personal autobiography
36. Try Absinthe (too much hassle and didn't like it)
37. Watch the movie "Barfly" with 5 or more of your close friends.
38. Work at least a week as a bartender.
39. MAKE YOUR OWN BEER, WINE, OR LIQUOR!!!!!
40. Go to your favorite place of worship loaded.(no, but drunk to buddys Catholic wedding, drinking behind the angel statue from a flask!)
and bonus
41. Make up your own drinking song

Have not done 6,13,22,25,26,27,33,34,35,37,

Pretty funny list.

 

[pwrose]

Red = accomplished
Black = explaination or not accomplished

1. Open and close a bar.(Same day!!)
2. Go on a bender.
3. Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
4. Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
5. Spend a night in the drunk tank.
6. Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
7. Buy a crowded bar a round.
8. Embark on an impromptu road trip. (mine was a train ride in germany and ended up in france.)
9. Get 86'd from a bar.
10. Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
11. Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him/her a drink. (got a thank you and a smack within the same sentence.)
12. Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
13. Make your best friend a perfect Martini.
14. Buy, build, or steal a home bar.(Built it)
15. Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
16. Get drunk with your father. (my old man dont drink, however my father-in-law is a different story)
17. Fight a good fight.
18. Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine, or liquor.
19. Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
20. Sit in on an A.A. meeting. (all 6 weeks of it)
21. Hit a dozen bars in one night.
22. Try at least 100 different drinks.
23. Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
24. Juice on the job.
25. Split an expensive magnum of champagne with your true love.
26. Give a hobo 20 bucks. (it wasn't a hobo but close enough)
27. Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
28. Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
29. Eat a pickled egg from a big jar.
30. Go on a fishing trip with your drinking buddies.
31. Eat the worm.
32. Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
33. Steal some booze.
34. Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
35. Start your long awaited and very personal autobiography
36. Try Absinthe
37. Watch the movie "Barfly" with 5 or more of your close friends.
38. Work at least a week as a bartender.
39. MAKE YOUR OWN BEER, WINE, OR LIQUOR!!!!!
40. Go to your favorite place of worship loaded.
and bonus
41. Make up your own drinking song

can we add one more

42. Sleep with someone that you shouldn't have but were glad you did.

 

[Minnesotamaker]

I think I'd add one more to the list: Take (and pass) a road sobriety or breathalizer test.

This is the wrong way to do it:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6HDCXUzjs"]How to fail a DUI test [/ame]


This is the right way to do it:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WATrM9GSzyE"]How to pass a DUI test (almost)[/ame]

 

[fn_rhea09]

Hahaha!

Do you really want to do all those things Troy?

No kidding!

 

[JohnT]

Since I have done most of the list, I would like to add the following.....

- See a Space Shuttle Launch (NASA - Cape Kenndey, Fla)

- See the Great Pyramids (Egypt)

- see St Peters (Rome)

- see the giant redwoods of California.

- spit on a sidwalk in New York City.

- Pilot an aircraft

- get caught swimming naked

- See how many people (at your next party) can fit in your closet. Stay in there a while. Then have a "comming out of the closet" party (no gay puns intended)

- Give a GREAT best man's speach at a wedding that has them laughing, then has them crying.

- Out of the blue, go out and buy your father a really expensive and nice gift that is completely "over the top". (everyone always thanks Mom, but Dad always gets bupkis). I would recommend a large screen high def TV.

- befriend someone you can't stand. You may be surprised.

- own a pet.


johnT.

 

[arcticsid]

LOL, I almost forgot this thread!
lol

 

[HighD]

3 Blackberry Brandy
4 It's the only way I dance
15 Does a shopping cart count?
18 My basement
20 A boyfriend's nephew needed support. It was an N A meeting
25 Honeymoon
29 I make them
32 I Drink Alone
39 Wine and soon to be beer
41 I have one in mind for a COVID concept album

I guess I am pretty tame except for the brandy, dancing, and shopping cart.

 

[hounddawg]

6-16-20 NOPE and the most i ever spent on a bottle was just over a couple grand at that tie i was grossing better than $4500 a week, i came close on that one,,,, my dad has never tasted alcohol, he's 87 so i dont see that one happening so I'm 4 short,
Dawg

 

[balatonwine]

Wow, this is really a bit of nostalgia, resurrecting a decade old thread!

Personally, I only have done two items in the list. Nope. Not gonna tell you which two (and one should be obvious, else I would not be a member here....).