I have a brother-in-law, Eddie, who we all call "Farmer" and at a luncheon at my Brothers home the other day one of my sisters made the comment that I was going to have to include Farmer in one of my Bubba stories..So I did....
Welll goooolllllleeeeeyyy! Denu call up Farmer fer me. Till him ah whants 25 of dem $30 bails, but only if'n he kin d'liver em to Minnesota. Fer d'liverin em, will giv him dinnr n a bed in d'barn fer d'nite.
Ifin I woulda knowd thatOle Farmerpossilbly had some hay haulin t'do I sure ran into some young'ums this weekend from Oklahoma who didn't have much goin on cept gittin in to trouble drinkin Mt. Dew and Southern Comfort and muddin in the sleugh. I coulda sent them over yonder to hep ya out. Hooter-Poot Jr. and Ears Laudermilk are some mighty strong youngun's ifin you can catch them before they's on the hootch.