Identify and Explain

[Runningwolf]

Who can Identify this item in my lab and explain how to use it?

 

[Runningwolf]

Sorry for the size, loaded it up with my droid

 

[Tom]

I see a
stir plate w/magnet
Towels
and a vinometer or a viscometer
I cant believe you dont know how to use the 1st 2!

 

[Airplanedoc]

you missed the hannah ph tester above the stir plate

 

[Runningwolf]

Silly boys I am talking about the glassware in front of the paper towels.

 

[roblloyd]

It's an alcohol meter. You blow in the one end and see how high you can get along the scales. Cops kept breaking them so they went digital.

 

[grapeman]

Dan, I don't know why you have wine in it because it is a pregnancy aid for those couples having a hard time conceiving. The sperm donor does his thing into it repeatedly if necessary to get the proper dose. The graduated scale is needed because the exact amount is needed, depending on the severity of the fertility problem. Once the right amount is in there, the woman stands on her head and places it gently in and tips it slightly to release the contents. If that doesn't work, then you fill it with wine, tip it up to empty in mouth and repeat until sufficiently blasted to have sex until pregnant!



Uh, oh, here comes Julie and here I go headed to the corner.................. bye guys.

I can't cheat and give the real thing away.............

 

[Tom]

L M A O !

 

[Runningwolf]

Dan, I don't know why you have wine in it because it is a pregnancy aid for those couples having a hard time conceiving. The sperm donor does his thing into it repeatedly if necessary to get the proper dose. The graduated scale is needed because the exact amount is needed, depending on the severity of the fertility problem. Once the right amount is in there, the woman stands on her head and places it gently in and tips it slightly to release the contents. If that doesn't work, then you fill it with wine, tip it up to empty in mouth and repeat until sufficiently blasted to have sex until pregnant!



Uh, oh, here comes Julie and here I go headed to the corner.................. bye guys.

I can't cheat and give the real thing away.............

 

[djrockinsteve]

Does it come with lube or is that sold seperately?

I can't seem to get out of this corner!

 

[Tom]

You must be in a small room shaped like a triangle

 

[Airplanedoc]

Does it come with lube or is that sold seperately?

I can't seem to get out of this corner!

Corner or Gutter?


I will admit I was thinking did I see that at a Dr. Office or a toy store. not admitting that I have ever been to the latter

 

[grapeman]

Not even The Wine Maker's Toystore?

 

[Runningwolf]

Corner or Gutter?


I will admit I was thinking did I see that at a Dr. Office or a toy store. not admitting that I have ever been to the latter

Nope. Won't see it in either place.

 

[roblloyd]

So its for girl tipping?

I guess it could work for cows but that seems wrong.

 

[Flem]

You don't really think you're going to get a straight answer from this group, do you????

 

[roblloyd]

You don't really think you're going to get a straight answer from this group, do you????

Yes they are. Straight from the gutter!

 

[Runningwolf]

You don't really think you're going to get a straight answer from this group, do you????

Well there are at least 2-3 people here that I think might get it.

 

[Tom]

So its for girl tipping?
I guess it could work for cows but that seems wrong.

O M G !!

WHAT U been drinking?

Wait till Julie sees this. U know where "THE CORNER" is?

 

[Runningwolf]

O M G !!

WHAT U been drinking?

Wait till Julie sees this. U know where "THE CORNER" is?