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Now that I am older, here is what I have discovered:

1. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and All-Bran.
3. I finally got my head together only to find my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't recall being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't recall being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost then where the hell is it?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older than to get wiser.
8. I wish the buck did stop here; I could sure use a few of them.
9. Some days you are the top dog; some days you are the fire hydrant.
10. Kids misbehaving in the back seat can cause accidents.
11. Adults misbehaving in the back seat can cause kids.
12. It is hard to make a comeback when you have never been anywhere.
13. The World will only beat a pathway to your door when you are in the bathroom.
14. When I am finally holding all the cards, everyone wants to play chess.
15. It is not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
16. These days I spend a lot of time pondering the "here after." I go somewhere and then wonder what I am here after.
17. Funny I don't recall being absent-minded.

18. Have I posted this before?

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