arcticsid
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I was picking rose hip flowers last week and an older tourist couple approached me.
They must have been in there mid sixties and seemed quite in love. None the less, as they approached me, the man asked me, "What are you going to do with those young man?"
I said, "If I get enough of these flower petals here, I am going to spread them on the bed, and I may be making love!"
The wife turned red, and her husband laughed.
Then I told them the truth. I was gathering them to make wine.
I then told them, "If I make a good enough wine, I will share a botlle with her, and I still may be making love!"
By now the old man is laughing hysterical and his wifes face was redder than the petals!!
I only hope that when they went around the corner, he started picking flowers himself.
Just goes to show wine isn't the only thing you can make from flower petals!!! I made them smile too!!!!! Hell with the wine. To make them smile like that was better than any wine I will ever make!
He'll be telling that story on the golf course!!!
They must have been in there mid sixties and seemed quite in love. None the less, as they approached me, the man asked me, "What are you going to do with those young man?"
I said, "If I get enough of these flower petals here, I am going to spread them on the bed, and I may be making love!"
The wife turned red, and her husband laughed.
Then I told them the truth. I was gathering them to make wine.
I then told them, "If I make a good enough wine, I will share a botlle with her, and I still may be making love!"
By now the old man is laughing hysterical and his wifes face was redder than the petals!!
I only hope that when they went around the corner, he started picking flowers himself.
Just goes to show wine isn't the only thing you can make from flower petals!!! I made them smile too!!!!! Hell with the wine. To make them smile like that was better than any wine I will ever make!
He'll be telling that story on the golf course!!!
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