winemanden
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Been there, dunnit!
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winemanden
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PS. Years ago, I had a gut problem. The hospital gave me a Barium X-ray. Next day I got up to go to work at 4:30 am. So as not to disturb the family, I did my business in the bathroom in darkness. I flushed and went off to work.Been there, dunnit!
My eldest son said it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen.
My CEO (wife), was attacking my business with a stick, cursing and swearing, trying to get it to flush.
Needless to say, I wasn't the most member of the family when I got home in the evening.!
My wife, Kathy, asked me, "If we were to have a 'threesome,' which of my friends would you choose.
I guess Judy and Karen was not the right answer.
I guess Judy and Karen was not the right answer.
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I often have this funny thought: Imagine that you had never heard of golf. We're standing in a field, and I tell you that, about a quarter mile away, under that flag, there is a hole that is 4.25" in diameter. I am going to take this little ball, and I am not allowed to touch it, but I will hit it repeatedly with these sticks. How many times do you think I will have to hit it in order to get it into that hole?
I think the naive listener would guess a gajillion hits. (And that is what it sometimes takes me!
) But it is pretty impressive that the answer could reasonably be "Four."
Robin Williams on golf
https://www.bing.com/videos/rivervi...&mid=23BF437F78459928DCCD23BF437F78459928DCCD
https://www.bing.com/videos/rivervi...&mid=23BF437F78459928DCCD23BF437F78459928DCCD
