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[Dennis Griffith]

My new cast iron pan arrived yesterday!
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Love to cook you breakfast in that, but the Admiral don't allow me to use cast iron on the glass top stove. I'm ready to go back to an old fashioned wood fired at this point.

 

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[Boatboy24]

My new cast iron pan arrived yesterday!
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I see a paella in your future.

 

[Boatboy24]

Word is, he's still driving...

 

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[Rocky]

 

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[sour_grapes]

Love to cook you breakfast in that, but the Admiral don't allow me to use cast iron on the glass top stove. I'm ready to go back to an old fashioned wood fired at this point.

In all seriousness, one route to marital harmony may be a single induction "burner." Something like this is less than $100 and can sear the pants off a steak: Single Induction Burner

 

[Rocky]

Should I have a baby after 35?

No, 35 children are enough.

I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after he finishes college.

What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

Childbirth.

My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

So what's your question?

My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

When is the best time to get an epidural?

Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

Yes, pregnancy.

Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

When the kids are in college.

 

[Rocky]

 

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