government warning?

[sangwitch]

I think I’ll set up a mail merge in Word so that I can have a different warning print on each of my labels. Collect them all!

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy

 

[paubin]

These are awesome! I may start to include them also.


Pete

 

[Waldo]

Love em !!Edited by: Waldo

 

[scotty]

great idea. nextset oflabels for holiday gifts will include a warning

 

[NorthernWinos]

Some new and really good ones there...
For 'special' friends I put a small WARNING label on the neck of the bottle...."WARNING...drinking wine may cause intercourse"
Also, for friends who live nearby I put a small label that reads..."BOTTLES...No deposit..Please return"
The bottles are almost always returned....

Edited by: Northern Winos

 

[sangwitch]

Also, for friends who live nearby I put a small label that reads..."BOTTLES...No deposit..Please return"

oh, I like that idea as well.


I ran into a friend the other day who I hadn't seen in a while and she says to me, "are you still making wine? Cause I've saved about four cases of bottles for you."


Giddyup!

 

[pkcook]

Here's one I found online and used on a few of my wines:
WARNING: The consumption of wine will not cure arthritis or the common cold, but will help you not to care!

 

[geocorn]

The consumption of alcohol will make you think about starting that next batch of wine.....later!

 

[AAASTINKIE]

This is really good, why didn't Polly come up with it??