Bordelo?

[Donatelo]

A young friend from down the road stopped by to visit, as is common with him. I am brewing a Chardonnay here, in my office. The smell is much like a bakery making yeast bread. After explaining to him that I'm making wine, he commented that it smells like a bordello.
I looked sideways at him and said, "That is a Chardonnay. I think you mean a Bordeaux."
He said "No, A bordello. from France."
My immediate reaction was How does he know what a bordello smells like? He's sixteen! Turns out he meant Bordeaux.