SouthernMan
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Tell Tale signs that your bank is on the brink of bankruptcy
- You know that "free pen" they gave you when you signed your mortgage papers? The bank wants it back!
- Two tellers and the manager have asked you for a loan.
- Your bank charges you a fee for their chapter 13 filing.
- The drive-thru has a donation bucket.
- Monday morning all the tellers are working topless. By Friday afternoon, all new customers get a free feel.
- You go into the bank to rob it and teller starts laughing.
- You go to the teller to withdraw some money and she sticks a gun in your face and demands your watch, wallet, and jewels.
- There is no one in the bank except some guy with a dufflebag
and a ski mask and he's pissed off cause he's been there for hours
and can't find anything.
- They charge admission at the door.
- You ask for a new check book and they give you a pack of post it notes.
- They put parking meters in the parking lot.
- You know that "free pen" they gave you when you signed your mortgage papers? The bank wants it back!
- Two tellers and the manager have asked you for a loan.
- Your bank charges you a fee for their chapter 13 filing.
- The drive-thru has a donation bucket.
- Monday morning all the tellers are working topless. By Friday afternoon, all new customers get a free feel.
- You go into the bank to rob it and teller starts laughing.
- You go to the teller to withdraw some money and she sticks a gun in your face and demands your watch, wallet, and jewels.
- There is no one in the bank except some guy with a dufflebag
and a ski mask and he's pissed off cause he's been there for hours
and can't find anything.
- They charge admission at the door.
- You ask for a new check book and they give you a pack of post it notes.
- They put parking meters in the parking lot.
