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This reminds me of a local tractor parts place that used to advertise, "IF WE DON'T HAVE IT IN STOCK, WE'LL GET IT ORDERED!" (Well, no sh**!!! )

I also like: EVERYTHING ON SALE! ( Yessir, you are a store so everything is on sale every day. It's your business.)

INVENTORY REDUCTION SALE! (Uh, really? Cuz you know, every time you sell something, it reduces your inventory! That's how it works.)

THESE PRICES WON'T LAST! (Sure. If they're too high they will have to come down. If you sell out, there's nothing to price.)

BUY ONE, GET ONE HALF PRICE! (Hmmm... Have you done the math on that one?)

When I had a retail store, I would sometimes run a GOING OUT FOR BUSINESS SALE. People would flock in and buy, expecting that I was closing soon.
 

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