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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Scientist 1: "Did you hear that they found out that neutrinos have mass?"
Scientist 2: "Wow, I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
Scientist 2: "Wow, I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He goes to pay his tab and the bartender says.. "for you, there is no charge".
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A light year is a measure of distance, and not time.
365.24 days
I believe Rich knew that. That, you see, is the joke.
Like:
Two physicists were discussing the weather in Manitoba. One said it was set to get down to -40 degrees that night. The other started laughing and said "Is that Celsius or Fahrenheit?" whereupon, they both broke up laughing.
The real answer to this is "Yes."
Indeed, that is the answer I would choose!
A little piece of historical trivia.
The most rotund knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his tremendous girth from too much π.
The most rotund knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his tremendous girth from too much π.
And the bartender says, "Whoa, fella, why the long face?!"
I got a million of them, lemme tell ya!
Roy Rogers got a new pair of boots. He had them all clean and polished and left them on the bunkhouse porch. During the night, as evidenced by paw prints in the dirt, a Cougar got to the boots and chewed them to pieces. Roy was very angry and, grabbing his 30-30 and mounting Trigger, he rode off to find and kill the offending Cougar. Later that day he returned to the bunkhouse with a dead Cougar slung over his saddle. Gabby Hayes was sitting on the porch and said, "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat 'at chewed your new shoes?"
