winemanden
Senior Member
Luigi, the 62-year-old Italion stallion was sitting at the bar when a young gorgeous blonde girl sat beside him.
‘You speaka Italiano?’ he asked.
‘Si, a little,’ she replied. ‘Do you speak English?’
‘Si, a bit,’ he said. ‘Inglese?’
She shook her head.
‘You lika bicchierino?’, he asked, miming a drink.
‘Grazie, si,’ she replied.
They got on well together, laughing at each other's language cock-ups as they drank a couple of bottles of vino.
Luigi asked ‘You lika come to my place?’
‘Okay,’ she replied.
When they got to his apartment, they were ripping off each other's clothes and going at each other hammer and tongs for half an hour.
Luigi panted in her ear, ‘You finish?’
‘Oh! Oh! Noh-h!’ she gasped. ‘I’m’.
Before she could say any more Luigi the Italian Stalian started rattling away again. After about twenty minutes he slowed down to a stop.
‘You finish?’ he asked.
‘Oh! Oh! Oh!’ she gasped. ‘No I’m’.
Before she could say any more Luigi started rattling away again. After another ten minutes, he thought, ‘I’m 62, I can’t keep this up much longer’.
Slowing down, he panted in her ear, ‘Hey, you finish?’
‘Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Oh! Oh!’ she gasped. ‘Oh! Oh! Noh-h! Noh-h!’ she gasped. ‘I’m Norwegian!’
‘You speaka Italiano?’ he asked.
‘Si, a little,’ she replied. ‘Do you speak English?’
‘Si, a bit,’ he said. ‘Inglese?’
She shook her head.
‘You lika bicchierino?’, he asked, miming a drink.
‘Grazie, si,’ she replied.
They got on well together, laughing at each other's language cock-ups as they drank a couple of bottles of vino.
Luigi asked ‘You lika come to my place?’
‘Okay,’ she replied.
When they got to his apartment, they were ripping off each other's clothes and going at each other hammer and tongs for half an hour.
Luigi panted in her ear, ‘You finish?’
‘Oh! Oh! Noh-h!’ she gasped. ‘I’m’.
Before she could say any more Luigi the Italian Stalian started rattling away again. After about twenty minutes he slowed down to a stop.
‘You finish?’ he asked.
‘Oh! Oh! Oh!’ she gasped. ‘No I’m’.
Before she could say any more Luigi started rattling away again. After another ten minutes, he thought, ‘I’m 62, I can’t keep this up much longer’.
Slowing down, he panted in her ear, ‘Hey, you finish?’
‘Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Oh! Oh!’ she gasped. ‘Oh! Oh! Noh-h! Noh-h!’ she gasped. ‘I’m Norwegian!’
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