winemanden
Senior Member
A duck went into the hotel boutique. "Can you dress me in something classy? I've got a date with a red hot gal tonight." he said to the clerk.
The clerk fixed him up with a classy suit. "Thanks " said the duck."Put it on my bill, room 101."
Later on in the evening the duck came back with a gorgeous gal on his arm.
Not beating about the bush, he brazenly said to the clerk, "Give me a condom."
The clerk gave him a condom. "Do you want me to put it on your bill?" he asked.
"What the F***!" gasped the duck. "Do you think I'm a Pervert?"
The clerk fixed him up with a classy suit. "Thanks " said the duck."Put it on my bill, room 101."
Later on in the evening the duck came back with a gorgeous gal on his arm.
Not beating about the bush, he brazenly said to the clerk, "Give me a condom."
The clerk gave him a condom. "Do you want me to put it on your bill?" he asked.
"What the F***!" gasped the duck. "Do you think I'm a Pervert?"
