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I don't remember if I ever posted this before....
A man recently went to a new doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive tests, the doctor said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age.
He was a bit worried what he meant by that, so he asked him, 'Do you think I'll live to be eighty, Doc?'
The doctor looked at him and asked "Do you smoke or drink beer or wine?"
The man said, "No, nothing like that. And I don't do drugs either."
He looked at me again and asked me, "Okay, do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my old doctor told me that all red meat is very unhealthy."
The doctor looked at the man again and asked "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
The man replied, "No, nothing like that."
The doctor looked at him again and asked "And do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
the man said, "No, nothing like that, Doc."
The doctor looked at him again and said, "Then why do you even care?"
A man recently went to a new doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive tests, the doctor said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age.
He was a bit worried what he meant by that, so he asked him, 'Do you think I'll live to be eighty, Doc?'
The doctor looked at him and asked "Do you smoke or drink beer or wine?"
The man said, "No, nothing like that. And I don't do drugs either."
He looked at me again and asked me, "Okay, do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my old doctor told me that all red meat is very unhealthy."
The doctor looked at the man again and asked "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
The man replied, "No, nothing like that."
The doctor looked at him again and asked "And do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
the man said, "No, nothing like that, Doc."
The doctor looked at him again and said, "Then why do you even care?"
