My uncle

[AkTom]

my uncle drank a whole bottle of wood varnish.
He died a horrible death.

But he had a lovely finish.

 

[dralarms]

That just ain’t right

 

[AkTom]

Thank you, thank you very much! I’ll be here all week. Come back and bring a friend.

 

[CK55]

Thank you, thank you very much! I’ll be here all week. Come back and bring a friend.

That was some good dark humor

 

[BernardSmith]

certainly dark - but the humor needed some polishing.

 

[AkTom]

Cindy and I found this great restaurant on the moon, but we ate quick and left. Great view, but no atmosphere. . .

 

[sour_grapes]

I heard the dancing was great there -- you were really light on your feet!

I was hoping for a little levity, but I am afraid my joke cratered.

 

[Boatboy24]

Cindy and I found this great restaurant on the moon, but we ate quick and left. Great view, but no atmosphere. . .

My wife told that one to our kids just yesterday. A bunch of eye rolling ensued.

 

[CK55]

My wife told that one to our kids just yesterday. A bunch of eye rolling ensued.

Lol