just depends...

[vernsgal]

Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"

The old woman replies shyly, "Depends... ."

"Depends on what?" he asks.

"On my bottom -- where else?!"

 

[dralarms]

That just aint right.

 

[jswordy]

Hat's off to vernsgal - that is the cleanest version of that joke I have ever read!

Goes downhill pretty fast from here.