Inner Peace

[ibglowin]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feels rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.

An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx

 

[Runningwolf]

Geeesssh I hope you didn't finish off all those little blue pills. Oh Well if your up too long call the Dr.

 

[grapeman]

Geeesssh I hope you didn't finish off all those little blue pills. Oh Well if your up too long call the Dr.

Or line 'em all up and see how long you last!

 

[ibglowin]

Iffen you has an errrrection for more thannnnn fourrrrr horsssss consullttttttt yourrrr docctttooorrrrrr..........

 

[hannabarn]

Iffen you has an errrrection for more thannnnn fourrrrr horsssss consullttttttt yourrrr docctttooorrrrrr..........

???????????WHY?

 

[gaudet]

If I told you what the doctor might do to you for that 4 hour erection you might just not go

And yes it involves needles, and no I haven't had the experience myself, but have been present when the procedure is done (your gonna feel a stick sir.........)

 

[ibglowin]

Yikes! Hurts just to think about it......

 

[grapeman]

Iffen you has an errrrection for more thannnnn fourrrrr horsssss consullttttttt yourrrr docctttooorrrrrr..........

???????????WHY?

 

[Wade E]

Barney, you wild man!!!

 

[Scott B]

When I hear the AD say after 4 hours call... I think .. And brag about it!!!

 

[gaudet]

There was the 90 year old man who went to get his viagra prescription filled. He asked the pharmacist to cut the pills in half. The pharmacist informed him that if he only took half a pill he wouldn't achieve a full erection..

The old man told him "sonny, I'm 90 years old. I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my slippers in the morning.

 

[rrawhide]

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!



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[Waldo]

Little boy hs diareaha really bad. It just will not stop so he goe to his Mom and tells her that he needs some Viagra. "What For" his Mom inquires, Well, I have diareaha really bad Mom, it just won't stop and I heard you telling your friend that Viagra is what you give Daddy when his S**t won't get hard.

 

[Runningwolf]

OH Crap Waldo, you always pass something good to us. LOL

 

[ibglowin]

That was a goodin' !!!!