balatonwine
The Verecund Vigneron
How true.
But, being a rebel, I have considered putting out a sign with a really tiny box on it that says:
"Before entering, leave your pretentiousness in this box. You can pick it up when you leave. If it will not fit, then this wine cellar may not be for you." ***
*** provided under the creative commons attribution license... You can use it in your own signs.....
