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Sorry Jim that is the National Budget booklet.
The Guide To Understanding Women is in the form of a Card.
On the Ouside is a Woman saying "You Are Wrong" and on the Inside the same Woman saying "I am right"
The Guide To Understanding Women is in the form of a Card.
On the Ouside is a Woman saying "You Are Wrong" and on the Inside the same Woman saying "I am right"
Boatboy24
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That's Chapter 1, right Jim?
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Best line I ever heard was, "There are only two ways to get along with a woman and nobody knows either one of them!"
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When I was getting married my wife's Uncle told me that the key to a happy marriage could be summed up in six simple words...
"Yes dear, my fault, never again."
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"Yes dear, my fault, never again."
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I think we are like owls..............................
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8N2SftkPmQ&sf14441267=1[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8N2SftkPmQ&sf14441267=1[/ame]
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Comedian Sam Kinison used to say the key was to "Lie your azz off, man."
He also said.. The best thing about being a man is that {these} are firmly attached. If they weren't, they would either be in the refrigerator or in HER PURSE AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH!
Sam was a funny guy!
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I saw him live at the Boathouse in Virginia Beach. Trouble is, the BEST stuff he said I can't repeat here!
You Tube has his classic HBO hour set now, plus other appearances.
If you want to see someone of the new generation who was very highly influenced by Sam's humor, check out Ralphie May.
Warning: Language, adult situations, not for the easily offended.
