Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[Dean]

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

[Wade E]

 

[admiral]

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[xanxer82]

Good laugh this morning,

 

[Scott B]

Good One eh!

 

[LittleLeroy]

I like it.............

 

[grapeman]

So what temps do Canadian vintners ferment at while they watch their team play?

 

[cpfan]

So what temps do Canadian vintners ferment at while they watch their team play?

ice wine or regular wine?


Steve

 

[Dean]

I usually go for about 72F or 19C when I watch the Vancouver Canucks lose in the 3rd period when they started it with a 3 goal lead.

 

[smurfe]

LOL, I will have to print this out and give it to my young Canadian EMT student that is riding with me right now for her clinical time on the ambulance. It is pretty funny. It got down in the low 50's/high 40's (that is F not C) here the other night and we were pretty chilly. She was laughing at us. Of course on the flip side, we had a group of them here in July. They were baking we just kept saying wait till August.

 

[Runningwolf]

Pretty Funny, I like it

 

[Waldo]

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