More Bad Shutdown News!!!
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jamesngalveston
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love it wordy....
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Looks like they need some repairs like was done to the faces a few years ago, they are all "cracked".
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC .
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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That was good Wade !!
If I had a 5 gallon container - I would offer that instead
If I had a 5 gallon container - I would offer that instead
LoneStarLori
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Good ones guys! Light their asses on fire!
