Angell Wine
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Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Oklahoma when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and Say's "I'll title it Young Sooners Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal".
"But I'm not a Sooners fan" the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Oklahoma, I just assumed you were" says the reporter and he starts writing again. He ask "How does Cowboys Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" sound.
"I'm not a Cowboys fan either" the boy says.
"Oh, I Thought everyone in Texas was either for the Sooners or the Cowboys. What team do you root for?, the reporter ask.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Aggie fan" the boy replies. "They're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck Jerk From Texas Kills Beloved Family Pet".
Thinking quickly, the boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and Say's "I'll title it Young Sooners Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal".
"But I'm not a Sooners fan" the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Oklahoma, I just assumed you were" says the reporter and he starts writing again. He ask "How does Cowboys Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" sound.
"I'm not a Cowboys fan either" the boy says.
"Oh, I Thought everyone in Texas was either for the Sooners or the Cowboys. What team do you root for?, the reporter ask.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Aggie fan" the boy replies. "They're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck Jerk From Texas Kills Beloved Family Pet".