How Cold Was it?

[Logwerx]

10 degrees in these parts, that is considered a HEAT WAVE.

 

[vernsgal]

It’s so cold that lawyers are putting their hands in their own pockets.

It's so cold that even members of Congress couldn't get into a heated argument.

 

[jswordy]

It's so cold my dog peed on a fire hydrant - and got stuck!

It's so cold that all my outie parts have become innie parts!

It's so cold that ice cream tastes warm!

It's so cold my bottle of wine is now a wine-cicle!

It's so cold my car sounds like me getting out of bed every morning: Grrr-rrrr-rrrr…

It's so cold that down at the local strip club, the dancers are putting their clothes ON!

 

[Kraffty]

Replies on CNN site:

Its so cold Chuck Norris said, "Its a bit chilly"

Sorry, Chuck Norris doesn't get cold, cold gets Chuck Norris'ed

Chuck Norris said "Its a bit chilly" but then proceeded to kick cold's a** for being so cold

 

[the_rayway]

Awww yeah! Bring on the Chuck Norris jokes thread!

 

[DirtyDawg10]

It's so cold that Miley Cyrus wore clothes!

 

[dralarms]

It's so cold that Miley Cyrus wore clothes!

We would not be so lucky

 

[vernsgal]

it's so cold..I tooted a little snow flake

 

[jswordy]

it's so cold..I tooted a little snow flake

That means different things in different parts of the country!

 

[Wade E]

It was so cold that even old man winter said screw this and lit a fire!

 

[vernsgal]

That means different things in different parts of the country!

Like what?

 

[plowboy]

I don't see what the fuss is all about. It's still topless weather here in Canada

 

[Runningwolf]

It was so cold...

 

[Gwand]

I heat up the milk for my Cheerios"
"The ice cubes in my drink have goose bumps.
My cows are giving ice cream instead of milk.
Im eating ice cream to warm up.

 

[Boatboy24]

Cold as a witch's t*t in a brass bra.

 

[WI_Wino]

Not a joke but it was so cold my driveway cracked from the wort chiller runoff hose

 

[GreginND]

What to do when it's really cold outside . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Gs6tyiNX4

 

[vernsgal]

What to do when it's really cold outside . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Gs6tyiNX4

throwing the boiling water was cool.
The bubbles we kinda did as kids when we lived in winnipeg. We would chew bubble gum, blow a bubble,take it out of your mouth and wait a few seconds.Then smack it with our hand and it would shatter like glass

 

[Floandgary]

And now the $1M question,,,,,, has anyone labeled a special blend "ARCTIC VORTEX" yet???