jswordy
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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
"Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street
a couple blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said,
"I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...
I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle.
"You're kidding me, right?
You don't even know the way to the Post Office!”
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Two blondes were looking forward to their vacation as they were driving down the Interstate in Florida.
Ahead, they saw a sign that said,
DISNEY WORLD
LEFT
So they turned around and came back home.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
"Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street
a couple blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said,
"I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...
I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle.
"You're kidding me, right?
You don't even know the way to the Post Office!”
---
Two blondes were looking forward to their vacation as they were driving down the Interstate in Florida.
Ahead, they saw a sign that said,
DISNEY WORLD
LEFT
So they turned around and came back home.
