winemanden
Senior Member
I went on holiday to Spain. First day there, down by the swimming pool all day. I lay there under the umbrella drinking strong Sangria. Unfortunately I fell asleep. As the the sun moved round my legs were exposed and they got badly sunburned. I asked the reception to send for a Doctor. He came to see me in my room.
'That looks very nasty, come to see me at my surgery in the morning,' he said, reached into his bag and gave me a blue tablet.' Take this about half an hour before you go to bed.'
'This is Viagra!' I said. 'It's no good for sunburn.'
'No it's not,' he replied, 'but it will keep the sheet off your legs tonight!'
'That looks very nasty, come to see me at my surgery in the morning,' he said, reached into his bag and gave me a blue tablet.' Take this about half an hour before you go to bed.'
'This is Viagra!' I said. 'It's no good for sunburn.'
'No it's not,' he replied, 'but it will keep the sheet off your legs tonight!'
