An honest lawyer?

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Apr 6, 2017
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A wealthy man was on his death bed. As his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.

“I know I am going to die” he said ” and I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you $500,000 and I want you to each make sure the money gets in the coffin.”

It was a few days after the funeral when the priest, over-flowing with guilt finally confided to the other two that he only put $300,000 back.

“I’m glad you brought it up” said the doctor, “because I have also been feeling guilty, I only put $200,000 back.”

“You people should be ashamed of yourselves” stormed the lawyer “stealing money like that, am I the only honest person here? Here look at this” he said pulling out his checkbook, “I wrote out a check for the full $500,000!”