You must be a winemaking addict if...

[ejr]

If your always looking for something new to make wine out of.

 

[SpoiledRotten]

You get up in the middle of the night to go take a leak. You make a quick trip to the "lab" because you feel the need to stir the wine that's in primary.
You finally get back to bed and realize that forgot to do the main thing you got up to do in the first place.

 

[Fabiola]

Every time your husband takes you out on a date you leave the restaurant with a bag full of empty bottles...

 

[SpoiledRotten]

You realize you only have half as many carboys filled as you did six months ago.

 

[Fabiola]

When your batch goes bad, you recycle the wine by doing wine soaps, candles and cheese, just because you cannot get rid of it...

 

[keahunter]

You visit your carboys every day just to look at them. They haven't changed but you just have to look.

 

[Rodnboro]

You respond to this thread.

 

[the_rayway]

...you ask your husband if he would like to try "Carbonated Pee" without batting an eyelash.

 

[jamesngalveston]

every cork you see you pick up and see it has a hole in it from a cork screw.

 

[ldmack3]

you pet your carboys
call them "your babies"....when you talk to them

 

[Putterrr]

... You look at a picture of a bikini model holding a carboy and wonder how much she wants for and if she has more.

... You tell your wife you want to move to a house with a basement for better wine storage instead of the slab your current house is on.

cheers

 

[Fabiola]

If your guests come to your thanksgiving dinner and bring you their empty wine bottles...

 

[vernsgal]

your wine gets the biggest bedroom (currently no basement)

 

[keahunter]

You purchase your store bought wine not based on the taste, but on how easily the labels come off.