A guy walks up to the bar and says "hey bartender I bet you $500 I can stand up here on your bar and piss in that mug 10 ft away and never miss or spill a drop." The bartender thinks to himself that sounds like easy money and says "your on".
So the guy hops up on the bar and proceeds to piss all over the bar never even coming close to the mug and laughing the whole time.
The bartender was happy as he was $500 richer but was curios as he was getting paid how the guy was so happy as he had just lost $500?
He said " Thats OK I bet that table over there that I could stand up on your bar and piss all over it and you wouldn't even be mad, hell you'd be laughing with me!"
Always remember if a guy wants to bet you the Sun will not come up tomorrow he's got an angle.
So the guy hops up on the bar and proceeds to piss all over the bar never even coming close to the mug and laughing the whole time.
The bartender was happy as he was $500 richer but was curios as he was getting paid how the guy was so happy as he had just lost $500?
He said " Thats OK I bet that table over there that I could stand up on your bar and piss all over it and you wouldn't even be mad, hell you'd be laughing with me!"
Always remember if a guy wants to bet you the Sun will not come up tomorrow he's got an angle.
