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jswordy

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An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman
had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get this joker to drop the price. See you later, grandpa.”

Never mess with the elderly!
 

JohnT

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You made coffee squirt out of my nose on that one! I should learn to never read one of your jokes while in "mid-sip".....
 

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