jswordy
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A hillbilly was walking along a town street when suddenly he fell to the ground, passed out. A large crowd began to gather as he came to, laid flat out on the ground.
"Give him some water!" a man yelled.
"No, put his feet up!" said another.
"Give him a bottle of wine!" yelled a little old lady.
"No, do that CPR on him quick!" screamed a boy.
"Call an ambulance!" a businessman demanded.
Suddenly, the hillbilly raised his head and the crowd fell silent.
"It's about danged time y'all shut up," he said, "and listened to that little old lady!!!"
"Give him some water!" a man yelled.
"No, put his feet up!" said another.
"Give him a bottle of wine!" yelled a little old lady.
"No, do that CPR on him quick!" screamed a boy.
"Call an ambulance!" a businessman demanded.
Suddenly, the hillbilly raised his head and the crowd fell silent.
"It's about danged time y'all shut up," he said, "and listened to that little old lady!!!"
