Meeting Scotty & Rocky

[scotty]

Scotty..have ya shown any of your friends back home how to make a tukey caller ?

Soon as i wake up from all the driving Waldo.




PS The Texas flapjacks are cactus.
The #$%^%$ fried them right in front of me.
They got even with me for all my wise remarks that i ever said.

 

[scotty]

 

[NorthernWinos]

That looks interesting.....was it good????

 

[scotty]

That looks interesting.....was it good????

The only way i can describe eating a fried cactus is yuck.

 

[Miss Rocky]

We couldn't resist opening Waldo's Chocolate Raspberry wine last night. It was soooooooo good, Waldo. We will savor all the rest. Thanks so much for the assortment. Hope you enjoy the orange wine.


And, Waldo, that peach muscadine cobbler was out of this world delicious. Everyone enjoyed it.

 

[PolishWineP]

I want to know about the turkey call!

 

[scotty]

I want to know about the turkey call!

OK PWW
The @#$%$# waldo had the attention of the whole gang as he said he was going to show us all how to make a home made inexpensive turkey call that worked well




He gets a plastic fork and breaks one of the teeth out of it leaving three.
Then he asks for PIECE OF PAPER from a small pad WHICH HE FOLDS IN HALF AND THEN HALF AGAIN.
Carefully and very deliberity the #$%^%$ folds the ends of this paper forming a couple of pockets.


The folded paper is almost the exact same size as the fork, not including the handle.


He carefully slips the fork into the folded paper, examines it carefully and presses the paper down a bit tighter.


All eyes are on Waldo as he raises the paper covered end to his lips and says in a loud grinning voice


HERE TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY--HERE TURKEY TURKEY






IWAS SORRY I HAD LEFT MY PISTOL IN THE CAR

WE ALL HAD A ROYAL LAUGH AT THAT MOVE

The gang wants waldo to come to the next gathering in kentucky

Edited by: scotty

 

[Waldo]

Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Waldo]

We couldn't resist opening Waldo's Chocolate Raspberry wine last night. It was soooooooo good, Waldo. We will savor all the rest. Thanks so much for the assortment. Hope you enjoy the orange wine.


And, Waldo, that peach muscadine cobbler was out of this world delicious. Everyone enjoyed it.

Thanks miss Rocky
Glad everyone enjoyed the cobbler and you and scotty my choc/rasberry. My next batch I think I may add a tad more rasberry. What do you think?

 

[Miss Rocky]

I like it the way it is. Don't try to fix something that is not broken. I am sure we will enjoy the other wines as much since they were created by an expert.