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Jan 12, 2012
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A guy joined a religious order where he would be allowed to speak 3 words every 5 years on the anniversary of his acceptance vows.

After the first 5 years, he is summoned into the bishop's office and is told to speak his three words. He says, "Food always cold" and goes back to to his duties.

Five years later, he is again allowed his three works, and he says "Bed too hard" and returns to his duties.

Another five years go by, and his three words are "Robes too small" and goes back to his duties.

Five years later he says "I am quitting."

The bishop says "You might as well, all you have done is complain since you got here!"

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