jswordy
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled a car over on I-24
about 2 miles east of the Alabama/Tennessee State line. When the trooper
asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
Juggler and was on his way to Chattanooga to do a show at the Shrine Circus
& he didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated
by juggling acts and told the driver if he would do a little juggling for
him he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his
equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he
had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle
them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got out 5 flares, lit them
and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind
the patrol car. A drunken good ol' boy from Alabama got out, watched the
performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got
in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the
door & asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there ain't
no way in hell I can pass that test.”
about 2 miles east of the Alabama/Tennessee State line. When the trooper
asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
Juggler and was on his way to Chattanooga to do a show at the Shrine Circus
& he didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated
by juggling acts and told the driver if he would do a little juggling for
him he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his
equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he
had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle
them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got out 5 flares, lit them
and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind
the patrol car. A drunken good ol' boy from Alabama got out, watched the
performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got
in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the
door & asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there ain't
no way in hell I can pass that test.”
... nice one
