PAFruitWines
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a burglar is robbing a house.
he hears a voice. "Jesus is watching U"
he turns off his flashlight and waits.
decides its all in his head.
disconnecting the tv he hears the voice again. "Jesus is watching U"
he shines the light in the corner. its a parrot.
burglar, "did U say that?"
parrot, "yes"
burglar, "what is UR name?"
parrot, "Moses"
burglar, "who would name their parrot Moses?"
parrot, "same people who named their pit bull Jesus"
he hears a voice. "Jesus is watching U"
he turns off his flashlight and waits.
decides its all in his head.
disconnecting the tv he hears the voice again. "Jesus is watching U"
he shines the light in the corner. its a parrot.
burglar, "did U say that?"
parrot, "yes"
burglar, "what is UR name?"
parrot, "Moses"
burglar, "who would name their parrot Moses?"
parrot, "same people who named their pit bull Jesus"
