PAFruitWines
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a stranger rides into town in the old west. he stops at the saloon and orders a beer. as soon as the bartender gets his beer, someone runs in and yells "big John is coming!" and everyone runs out the door.
before the stranger can do anything, a guy 8' tall, 400 lbs rides a bull into the saloon. he grabs the stranger by the neck, throws him over the bar and says "I want wine." the stranger hands him a bottle. the man on the bull bites the top off the bottle and chugs it all down. the stranger asks "do you want another?"
the man on the bull says "no, I'm getting the hell out of here. Big John is coming"
before the stranger can do anything, a guy 8' tall, 400 lbs rides a bull into the saloon. he grabs the stranger by the neck, throws him over the bar and says "I want wine." the stranger hands him a bottle. the man on the bull bites the top off the bottle and chugs it all down. the stranger asks "do you want another?"
the man on the bull says "no, I'm getting the hell out of here. Big John is coming"
