An Irish Man Walks Into a Bar Joke

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    wildhair

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    An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of Guinness. He then proceeds to take a sip from the first, then a sip from the second, then a sip from the third, and starts again with a sip from the first, then second and on.

    The bartender asks what he was up to, and he replied "I have 2 brothers, one lives in New York and one in Sydney, and since I can't drink with them, I order 3 pints of Guinness and take a sip in turn from each one; and they also do the same in New York and Sydney"

    So each day the Irishman would come into the bar, order his 3 pints of Guinness and everyone got to know his story.

    One day, he walks in and orders only 2 pints of Guinness...

    The bar goes silent. Finally, the bartender approaches him and says "On behalf of everyone at the bar, I want to extend our condolences on the passing of your brother..."

    The Irishman replied, "Oh, no, it's not that!! It's just that I've given up drinking!"
     

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