At the Dentist

[Rocky]

A guy goes to his dentist and she tells him he has to have a tooth pulled. He says, "Go ahead and pull it."

The dentist starts to fill a hypodermic needle with an anesthetic and the guys says, "Oh, no! I can't stand needles!"

So the dentist starts to roll up the nitrous oxide tanks and the guy says, "No, no gas. I can't stand having anything over my mouth for fear of suffocation!"

The dentist then says, "Do you have anything against taking pills?" and the guy says, "No, pills are fine."

The dentist gives him two little blue pills and the guy swallows them and asks, "What were they?"

"Viagra," says the dentist.

"Wow," the guys says, "I did not know that Viagra was also a pain killer!"

"It isn't," says the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull the tooth."

 

[cmason1957]

Now that right there is funny. I don't care who you are.

 

[Runningwolf]

That was funny!

 

[Boatboy24]

What if it takes more than 4 hours to pull the tooth?

 

[Runningwolf]

Duh..call the Dr. You saw the commercial! LOL

 

[JohnT]

That reminds me of this one...


A woman goes to the dentist.

The Dentist greets her and set her in the chair.

At that moment, the woman put her hand over the Dentist's groin area and proceeded to take a firm grasp.

"Now we aren't going to hurt one another, are we?" she asked.

 

[Rocky]

JohnT, that reminds me of another woman at the dentist story.

A woman goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. She is obviously nervous and says to the dentist, "I am so afraid. I would rather have a baby than have a tooth pulled," and the dentist replied, "Well, make up your mind so that I can adjust the chair."

 

[vacuumpumpman]

That's really good !!