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Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.

But there was a problem.

Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone. Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her.

Nobody would dare marry her.

The King despaired.

What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King,

"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition.

Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her

and inherit the King's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance

in the world and would not melt.

But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the Princess,

"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something very

hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question:

What was in the Prince's pants???

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M&Ms of course!

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What on earth were you thinking?!
 
Snip....

No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone. Anything she touched would melt.

Snip....

What on earth were you thinking?!

I was thinking he had hard wood in his pocket**.

Because wood may burn, but it does not melt. Despite what the joke said, I was suspecting that was simply a false flag diversion.


** I was thinking he had a bit of oak.... what on earth were you thinking I meant?!
 
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