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<H2 align=center>A Swamp Yankee</H2>
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<H5>Is frugal past the point of being cheap. Lives by adage, “Use it up, wear it out, make do or go without.”<O> </O></H5>
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<H5>Right or wrong he speaks his mind, and he's rarely wrong. Disagree with him at your own risk.<O> </O></H5>
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<H5>Installed electricity and telephone after the rest of the world and considers both a little wasteful.<O> </O></H5>
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<H5>Is honest when trading or selling something, unless he thinks you're trying to cheat him.<O> Then he'll bamboozle you beyond what you had thought possible.</O> </H5>
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<H5>Won't cheat you as long as you're honest. If cheated he never forgets and always gets back.<O> </O></H5>
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<H5>Believes in hard work, and has no use for those who don’t.<O> </O></H5>
<LI>Hates taxes, but eventually pays them, then insists on road improvements in front of his woodlots.<O> </O>
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<H5>As a child, he walked 2 miles each way to school every day, barefoot, uphill both ways, carrying his brother, in the snow, etc.<O> </H5>
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<H5></O>Puts up with those damn summer people, as long as they spend a good deal of money in town, respect his property and don't shoot his cows during deer season.<O> </H5>
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<H5></O>Doesn't hunt out of season unless he needs the meat or feels like it. Firmly believes that jacking deer is a given right.<O> Keeps a flashlight close by just in case. </H5>
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<H5>Goes fishing or hunting when he wants to, knowing that the Fish & Game laws are for those damn summer people.<O> </O></H5>
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<H5>Will paint the barn as soon as he figures it really needs it, and then gets around to it. (In that order.)</O> </H5>
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<H5>And last of all, is honest, self-sufficient and will do what he damn well pleases.</H5></LI>[/list]</H2>
<H2 align=center>A Swamp Yankee</H2>
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<H5>Is frugal past the point of being cheap. Lives by adage, “Use it up, wear it out, make do or go without.”<O
> </O></H5><LI>
<H5>Right or wrong he speaks his mind, and he's rarely wrong. Disagree with him at your own risk.<O
> </O></H5><LI>
<H5>Installed electricity and telephone after the rest of the world and considers both a little wasteful.<O
> </O></H5><LI>
<H5>Is honest when trading or selling something, unless he thinks you're trying to cheat him.<O
> Then he'll bamboozle you beyond what you had thought possible.</O> </H5><LI>
<H5>Won't cheat you as long as you're honest. If cheated he never forgets and always gets back.<O
> </O></H5><LI>
<H5>Believes in hard work, and has no use for those who don’t.<O
> </O></H5><LI>Hates taxes, but eventually pays them, then insists on road improvements in front of his woodlots.<O
> </O><LI><O
></O><LI>
<H5>As a child, he walked 2 miles each way to school every day, barefoot, uphill both ways, carrying his brother, in the snow, etc.<O
> </H5><LI>
<H5></O
>Puts up with those damn summer people, as long as they spend a good deal of money in town, respect his property and don't shoot his cows during deer season.<O> </H5><LI>
<H5></O
>Doesn't hunt out of season unless he needs the meat or feels like it. Firmly believes that jacking deer is a given right.<O> Keeps a flashlight close by just in case. </H5><LI>
<H5>Goes fishing or hunting when he wants to, knowing that the Fish & Game laws are for those damn summer people.<O
> </O></H5><LI>
<H5>Will paint the barn as soon as he figures it really needs it, and then gets around to it. (In that order.)</O
> </H5><LI>
<H5>And last of all, is honest, self-sufficient and will do what he damn well pleases.</H5></LI>[/list]</H2>
