Tom
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Just change the state to yours
This fits WADE !
August 15 - Moved to our new home in CT. It's so beautiful here. The lake
to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered.
I'm going to love it here!
October 14 - CT is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the park and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they
are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I LOVE IT
HERE!!
November 10 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting
to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent
multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will
be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.
November 15 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 18 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best
to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.
November 25 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves
and with today's final raking it's over for this season.
Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service
next year. Only four blisters became infected. Should
probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the heck? Where did all of those
leaves come from? Had a little wind last night and the
lawn is covered again. Oh well, they'll just have to wait
until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to
find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a
postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the
steps and shoveled the driveway. Had a snowball fight (I
won) and when the snowplow came by and we had to shovel
the end of the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. I Love CT !
December 14 - More snow last night, I love it. The snow
plow did his trick to the driveway again. I Love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night. Can't get out
of the driveway. Can't to get to work. I'm exhausted
from shoveling. Damned snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white stuff fell again last
night. As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough,
now I've got blisters all over my hands from shoveling,
must remember to wear gloves. I think the snowplow hides
around the corner and waits until I'm finished shoveling
the driveway. The a$$hole.
December 25 - Merry Christmas. More frigging
snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who
drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill the b**tard. Don't
know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt
the frigging ice.
December 27 - More white sh*t last night. Have been
inside for three days except for shoveling out the
driveway after that plow goes through every time. My
gloves got wet and then froze on my hands.
Doctor said it was just a mild case of frost bite,
disfiguration is probably only temporary. Can't go
anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white sh*t. The
weatherman says to expect another 10 inches
tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
inches is?
December 28 - The damned weatherman was wrong. We got 34
inches. At this rate it won't melt
'til summer.
The plow got stuck up the road and the b**tard came to the door and
asked to borrow a shovel. After I told him I'd already broken six of
them shoveling all the sh*t he pushed into the driveway, I broke my
last one on his head.
January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to
get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of
my car. Did about $3000 damage. All those beasts should be killed.
Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out
from all the frigging salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Sarasota Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in
their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of CT.</TD></TR></T></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Just change the state to yours
This fits WADE !
August 15 - Moved to our new home in CT. It's so beautiful here. The lake
to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered.
I'm going to love it here!
October 14 - CT is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the park and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they
are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I LOVE IT
HERE!!
November 10 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting
to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent
multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will
be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.
November 15 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 18 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best
to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.
November 25 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves
and with today's final raking it's over for this season.
Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service
next year. Only four blisters became infected. Should
probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the heck? Where did all of those
leaves come from? Had a little wind last night and the
lawn is covered again. Oh well, they'll just have to wait
until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to
find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a
postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the
steps and shoveled the driveway. Had a snowball fight (I
won) and when the snowplow came by and we had to shovel
the end of the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. I Love CT !
December 14 - More snow last night, I love it. The snow
plow did his trick to the driveway again. I Love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night. Can't get out
of the driveway. Can't to get to work. I'm exhausted
from shoveling. Damned snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white stuff fell again last
night. As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough,
now I've got blisters all over my hands from shoveling,
must remember to wear gloves. I think the snowplow hides
around the corner and waits until I'm finished shoveling
the driveway. The a$$hole.
December 25 - Merry Christmas. More frigging
snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who
drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill the b**tard. Don't
know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt
the frigging ice.
December 27 - More white sh*t last night. Have been
inside for three days except for shoveling out the
driveway after that plow goes through every time. My
gloves got wet and then froze on my hands.
Doctor said it was just a mild case of frost bite,
disfiguration is probably only temporary. Can't go
anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white sh*t. The
weatherman says to expect another 10 inches
tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
inches is?
December 28 - The damned weatherman was wrong. We got 34
inches. At this rate it won't melt
'til summer.
The plow got stuck up the road and the b**tard came to the door and
asked to borrow a shovel. After I told him I'd already broken six of
them shoveling all the sh*t he pushed into the driveway, I broke my
last one on his head.
January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to
get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of
my car. Did about $3000 damage. All those beasts should be killed.
Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out
from all the frigging salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Sarasota Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in
their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of CT.</TD></TR></T></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE>
