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Jack and Jane were driving down the road in the middle of nowhere.
After several hours of driving, and nothing but woods in sight, they pull over.
"Why did you stop?" asked Jack.
"Boy I really gotta do a number two. The only problem is that there are no bathrooms" said Jane.
Being a bit of an outdoorsman, Jack knew just what to do. "It's no problem, just walk into the woods a ways. And just use a dollar to clean yourself when you are done." said Jack.
Jane grabs her purse and heads into the woods. A moment later Jack could hear Jane grunting in agony. Jack was just about to check on her when out of the woods woddled Jane, clearly very upset and walking as if her knees no longer worked.
"That was the stupidest idea your ever had!" yelled Jane.
Puzzled, Jack asked "what's the matter?".
Shouting, Jane screams "Well, what am I supposed to do now? I not only have crap all over my hands, but also have four quarters stuck up my butt!"
After several hours of driving, and nothing but woods in sight, they pull over.
"Why did you stop?" asked Jack.
"Boy I really gotta do a number two. The only problem is that there are no bathrooms" said Jane.
Being a bit of an outdoorsman, Jack knew just what to do. "It's no problem, just walk into the woods a ways. And just use a dollar to clean yourself when you are done." said Jack.
Jane grabs her purse and heads into the woods. A moment later Jack could hear Jane grunting in agony. Jack was just about to check on her when out of the woods woddled Jane, clearly very upset and walking as if her knees no longer worked.
"That was the stupidest idea your ever had!" yelled Jane.
Puzzled, Jack asked "what's the matter?".
Shouting, Jane screams "Well, what am I supposed to do now? I not only have crap all over my hands, but also have four quarters stuck up my butt!"
