One night I stayed out late playing poker and drinking so when I got home I cut off the truck early, coasted to a stop, eased open the door to the house, undressed in the hall left the light off and eased into bed. THATS WHEN MY WIFE SAT UP AND LET ME HAVE IT FOR A GOOD HOUR!
2weeks later I did the same thing but this time I came down the driveway slinging rocks slid to a stop, busted into the house, threw open the door to the bedroom and SLURRED LOUDLY,, " HEY HONEY LETS SCREW"
wIFE NEVER WOKE UP!!!(INSERT SNORING SOUND HEAR) imagine that.
2weeks later I did the same thing but this time I came down the driveway slinging rocks slid to a stop, busted into the house, threw open the door to the bedroom and SLURRED LOUDLY,, " HEY HONEY LETS SCREW"
wIFE NEVER WOKE UP!!!(INSERT SNORING SOUND HEAR) imagine that.
