jswordy
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If you are from Louisiana, you'll just have to roll with this one...
Boudreaux won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his
wife looks at him and says, "What the hell you gonna do wit dat? Dere
ain't no water around here deep enough to float no boat."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
Thibodeaux came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and
asks where Boudreaux is. She says, "He's out dere in his bass boat,"
pointing to the field behind the house.
Thibodeaux heads out behind the house and sees Boudreaux sitting in a
bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big
field. He yells out to him, "Wat de hell you doin?"
Boudreaux replies "I'm fishin. Wat de hell it looks like I'm a doing?"
Thibodeaux yells back, "It's people like you dat give people from
Louisiana a bad name, making everybody tink we are stoopid. If I could
swim, I'd come out dere and kick you ***!"
Boudreaux won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his
wife looks at him and says, "What the hell you gonna do wit dat? Dere
ain't no water around here deep enough to float no boat."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
Thibodeaux came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and
asks where Boudreaux is. She says, "He's out dere in his bass boat,"
pointing to the field behind the house.
Thibodeaux heads out behind the house and sees Boudreaux sitting in a
bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big
field. He yells out to him, "Wat de hell you doin?"
Boudreaux replies "I'm fishin. Wat de hell it looks like I'm a doing?"
Thibodeaux yells back, "It's people like you dat give people from
Louisiana a bad name, making everybody tink we are stoopid. If I could
swim, I'd come out dere and kick you ***!"
