A wish to live forever

[Rocky]

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I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish. Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets some work done.
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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[Runningwolf]

That was great

 

[DirtyDawg10]

Nice!!!!

 

[Boatboy24]

Joke of the century!