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When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." ... "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No...

All you Grandpas and Grandmas, this is too funny not to shsre. We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. What Is Couple Sex? An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in theyard and asked him, "Grampa, what...

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll...

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."... Five minutes later, the baby was still not...

The Genie And The Cajun Bic Lighter Prejean and Boudreaux were fishing in the Bayou when Prejean pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Boudreaux for a light. ‘Ya, ma fren, I tink I haff a lighter,’ Boudreaux replied with a Cajun accent, and then reaching into his tackle box, he...

· POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF ! A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight...

SUPERSEX A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown... and say "Supersex." She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently...

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. ... 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young...

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he writes... to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note...

RUNNING NUDE A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' ... 'I...

Too late?? As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost. I...

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner: A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my...

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner ... that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He...

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A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit...

Go to ebay.. type in Cape Fear soda bottle.. and you will see it. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cape-Fear-beverages-ACL-soda-bottle-/251718913582?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a9b9dce2e

Don't forget about the dog!

If you look on the bottom of the betterbottle you will find a circle about a nickle size with a 3, 5 or 6 in the middle of it ...

Let me clairify the above..."After you follow the directions and get ready to add sugar... " This is the final sugar after it has worked.