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Copied from an email i received recently... thought you might enjoy it??

A Glass of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or vodka, gin, tequila, rum, whiskey, etc.)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of ****..
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm doing it as a public service!
 
Copied from an email i received recently... thought you might enjoy it??

A Glass of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or vodka, gin, tequila, rum, whiskey, etc.)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting
Remember:
Water = Poop,
wines online = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of ****..
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm doing it as a public service!

That's a great quote about wines. You should put this on the joke section.
 

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