Who's up for booze quotes?

[andy123]

I picked up a few the other day; Give a man a beer,he'll waste an hour,teach a man to brew he'll waste a lifetime.anonymous Always remember I have taken more out of alcohol than it has taken out of me.Winston Churchill Your not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.Dean Martin. Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.David Raines Wallace. ..No matter how rich you are, you can still only drink 16 or 17 pints a day! Lots of people. ..I feel sorry for people who dont drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.Ben Franklin..................I hope you found a laugh.There are lots more out there.

 

[Goodfella]

Very nice Andy....


Good read.


Thanks

 

[whino-wino]

This isn't a "quote" per se, but it's still funny. Sing it to the tune of Do-Re-Me from the Sound of Music:

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy that sells me beer...
Me, the one who drinks the beer
Fa, the distance to my beer...
So, I think I'll have a beer,
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer.....
and that brings us back to Dough.

- Anonymous