winemanden
Senior Member
Sarah hated Sunday school and always daydreamed. At school the teacher asks Sarah, 'Who made the earth?'
Johnny, who was siting behind her, poked her in the ribs with a ruler to wake her up.
'God Almighty!' she shouts.
'Correct,' says the teacher. 'Who is the saviour of the earth?'
Johnny poked her again. 'Jesus Christ !' she shouts.
'Correct, and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their tenth child?'
Johnny poked her again and she shouts, 'if you poke me with that thing one more time I'll snap it in half!'
Johnny, who was siting behind her, poked her in the ribs with a ruler to wake her up.
'God Almighty!' she shouts.
'Correct,' says the teacher. 'Who is the saviour of the earth?'
Johnny poked her again. 'Jesus Christ !' she shouts.
'Correct, and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their tenth child?'
Johnny poked her again and she shouts, 'if you poke me with that thing one more time I'll snap it in half!'
